Shame on me! More than a week has passed since the Peanut Butter & Chocolate cupcakes made their way out into the world and I only now have I found the time to collate the reviews. Here's what the taste test team had to say:
‘Let's get one thing straight - I don't like modern American cars. They are totally devoid of character and it is sometimes difficult to believe that they are produced by the same country which, throughout the 50's and 60's , brought us a steady stream of hugely powerful examples of chromium winged magnificence.
They are still big yes but the stately grace of yesteryear has been replaced by a clumsy awkwardness, most of the outer body panels are plastic and they seem to have been put together by a bunch of 11 year olds who've just had their first week of basic metalwork at a young offenders institute. They are shapeless too, resulting no doubt from some intense aerodynamic research which probably went - "Gee Hank, this brick flies when I throw it - let's make it that shape" . It's amazing too how the American 'Automobile' industry has stretched the boundaries for what colour it's acceptable to paint a car - of course there are the usual whites and reds and the odd black - and then there's that hideous mixture of grey/gold/pearl which looks like someone has carefully spread bird droppings evenly all over the outside and is no doubt promoted as being 'European' to the hapless residents of South Dakota who actually buy cars that colour.
No, when you look at an American car you have to think 'transport(ation)' and nothing else.
Imagine my surprise then when on a recent trip to the US I went to the rental car station at the airport to pick up my 'Chevy' and after 2 weeks driving it I wanted to adopt it an bring it home! I knew what to expect even before I saw it - it was big, boxy, and was painted that pigeons' guano shade of metallic sick. But when I drove it - My God!. It was smooth, it was comfortable - no comfortable is not the right word - it was like taking your comfy bed with your favourite duvet out on the highway. It was automatic which meant I could light up a ciggy while stationary in traffic without having to worry about all that clutch, neutral, handbrake stuff. And it could move! Just for fun I decided to accelerate as quickly as I could away from the lights (maybe not the cleverest thing to do in Texas) I was thrown back into the (luckily) huge upholstered drivers seat as the big beast leapt forward with a throaty roar from it's gas guzzling V8. ( I think I even said yeeehaw! at one point!).
So where's this going I hear you all say?
Well, I'd have walked past the Peanut Butter and Chocolate Cupcake in the bakery as I would have walked right by the Chevy in the lot (car park).
And what a pity that would have been.
Despite it's less than inspiring appearance (OK - 3/10) the taste more than compensated - the mixture of peanut butter and chocolate gave the full on, full spec, fully loaded, 12 speaker, six cup holder, no down payment and 0% finance supercharged taste overload.
Like cruising in the Chevy down the 114 outside of Dallas on a sunny summer evening, with some good music on the radio - magnificent!
Taste (10/10)’
‘Thank you, it was very nice! Appearance - 7/10 Taste - 9/10 - very nice texture - not too heavy or light as lots of cakes are!’
‘Appearance 8.9/10 This is, as ever, a very good looking cup cake. A light spongy base topped in quite flamboyant fashion by dark chocolate, cocoa-ish icing and actual peanuts, which it appeared were in turn covered in the choclately mixture. The sponge also seemed to contain flecks of some dark material - possibly more cocoa, which made it look a bit like a leopard. Taste 8.9/10 Combining chocolate and peanuts is always going to be very pleasing to me. I really like both of these ingredients. While that US company that makes the Reece's Pieces might've cornered the chocolate and peanut confectionery mass market - I have always found their snacks to be a bit insipid and not that good. This cup cake on the other hand effortless-ly combines these two flavours to ecstatic effect, especially with the inclusion of actual peanuts on top of the cup cake. Again, the sponge base is superbly moist and gets the balance of sponge to cocoa flecks spot on. The chocolate mixture atop the cup cake is nice and dark and really manages to bust the flavour out. All in all one of the best - it gets a pitchforkmedia-esque 8.9 as this should hopefully maintain it's cult-underground status and therefore not get big headed and turn into a Reece's Pieces-esque behemoth’
‘This is a cupcake of such resplendent majesty that I am fearful I may not possess the vocabulary necessary to define its unique qualities. For centuries, humankind has dared to dream that one day a cupcake would be created that would rise above the vulgar serfs of the confection world and take its place as the king of cakes, the sultan of sweetmeats, the duke of dainties. Such a day has arrived. Taste, texture, consistency; this cake exceeds expectations in all these categories, perhaps even rendering future cake-making and experimentation obsolete – perfection has perhaps been produced. The concept of a cake which pleases me more than this is quite frankly a terrifying consideration. To conclude, I award this cake 9.8 out of 10; a staggering mark but one that might confuse given the gushing praise heaped upon said delicacy thus far. The simple fact is that I perceived the nuts to be an unfortunate garnish, since I am not a fan of seeds or kernels in a chocolate treat. This is an exceedingly small slight however on an otherwise sensational effort.’
‘Appearance: 7/10 - I thought that the presentation was on the whole rather good, it was a little slapdash but added a homemade look which I think appeals to the cupcake connoisseur. Taste: 8/10 - As the first cupcake that i have eaten in a long time I thought a great peanut and chocolate combination. Just the right amount of chocolate spread on top and the perfect sprinkling of crunchy peanuts. A valiant scrumptious effort!’
‘8 for appearance and 9 for taste. Love this cake reminded me of the consistency of a ginger loaf but clearly a cake when you bite in. I like a cake that has a touch of salt in it rather than sweetness the balance was perfect for my taste buds. More like this please’
‘taste - this, despite being marketed as a peanut butter and chocolate cupcake, didn't really taste of peanut butter! it did taste pretty amazing though, so i'll let that slide. really loved the icing on this one - as you may know from my previous reviews, i'm not that big a fan of huge butter sugary icing, so this thin dark intense chocolatey layer, emphasis on the chocolate, was perfect for me, especially with chocolate covered peanuts - which i love. simple and effective. the cake texture wasn't too crumbly, wasn't too hard, great! 9.789 / 10 appearance - while maybe not a princess-like as previous cupcakes, this one looks more serious - as it's a serious cake. there's nothing to be taken more seriously than peanut butter and chocolate. a hardcore combination that sometimes divides nations. or, something. not immediately obvious what exactly is on top of the cake, but who cares, they taste pretty damn good. 6.5/10’
‘Appearance - The woodland squire look and feel is often not used enough in modern day life - i was amazed by the array of nuts which topped this master piece off. Flavour - Strong chocolate flavours are always a winner with me, the lumps of chocolate were a sweet treat for the palette. Moistness - Good balance of moisture in the texture. Didn't leave me with a dry mouth. Overall. 8/10 Extras points were added for the good measure of chocolate.’
‘Too fit for words!! Appearance - 9.98/10 Taste - 9.99/10! More please x’
‘Appearance: Crushed peanuts are not an ideal tool to decorate prettily with - the best you're gonna get is a pebble dash of nuttiness. But even with the messy look it does appeal, and you get a hint of the potential this little cup cake has - i guess how Kate Moss looks at Pete Doherty. Size of icing is also noted as being a thin layer - maybe my diamond shoes are too tight after weeks of luscious mountains of icing..??!! 6/10 Taste: Woop! Ever since Officer Reese's come across the idea to combine peanut butter and chocolate my taste buds have been over joyed. This cupcake totally lives up to and perhaps even out competes it's candy rival. The cake is fluffy, the chocolate icing is just right so it doesn't overpower and the choc chips are an added surprise which makes me smile. Great cake! 9/10’